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Let’s give them something to cackle about, what do you say?

OK, Ted Cruz is sitting in the lounge of his hotel sipping a Coca Cola. It’s late, it’s been a long day on the hustings.
In walks this attractive young woman with legs that go all the way up and she’s a babe. She almost walks by Ted’s table, but stops, turns to Ted and says, “Hey! Aren’t you that famous guy, some kind of big shot?”
And he replies, “Well, I’m a US senator.” and invites her to have a drink.

One thing leads to another, and the next thing you know ... they’re doing the ‘horizontal mambo’ in Ted’s room.

Afterward, Ted went to the bathroom and chastized himself, then escorted the young woman to the elevator to see her on her way.
In the elevator, Ted said to her, “My dear, you really should have told me.”

She replies, “Told you what?”

“You should have told me you were a virgin. I would have taken more time.”

And she replies again, “Gee mister! If I’d known you had more time, I would have taken my pantyhose off .”