1. Women and minorities hardest hit. This is why we need more government outreach programs.
2. Evil corporations marketing unhealthy food to hapless consumers. This is why we need more government control.
3. Healthy food too expensive for those on foodstamps. This is why we need more welfare.
4. Evil Pharmaceuticals withholding/over charging for life-saving drugs. This is why we need socialized health care.
5. If you disagree, you're a racist.
NO. The answer is ban all hamburgers and fries.
Ban showing “Hamburger: The Movie”
Shoot Ronald McDonald.
Play: Jack Mack and the Heart Attack (I think that’s the correct name of a good rock band who did the key music to the movie about freestyle skiing - “Hot Dog, The Movie”. The song was “On the Top of the Hill”. Really rocks and accompanied great skiing scenes.
Had Shannon Tweed in it. She was so hot that they used her to clear snow-blocked roads.
Also featured Dave “American Werewolf in London” McNaughton in a comical role, esp. with Rudy.
Veggie Burgers for All!
Over my dead cold Ketchup-holding body they will!