[Kenny]

Here they go, media, Rush, Levin and mind control.

“Cruz is holy, there are no mistresses”
“Cruz is holy, there are no mistresses”
“Cruz is holy, there are no mistresses”

“Cruz is only true conservative”
“Cruz is only true conservative”
“Cruz is only true conservative”

[ScottinVA]

So.. you’re going to ascribe truth to the National Enquirer?

(think carefully on that response)

[jennychase]

Cordie Mendoza™ ‏@CordieMendoza 31m31 minutes ago
If @tedcruz were elected president his wife would be the sixth lady. #CruzSexScandal

[zencycler]

One of these days I’m expecting some candidate to not only survive a scandal like this (if true), but to actually become more popular because of it. Oh, wait, that already happened I guess. Geez, if this turns out to be true, maybe Cruz should just brag about it (of course not, but that’s how crazy our world has become). So now I’m imagining this:

“...And I would $!@&# them in a boat.
And I would $!@&# them with a goat...

And I will $!@&# them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will $!@&# them in a box.
And I will $!@&# them with a fox.
And I will $!@&# them in a house.
And I will $!@&# them with a mouse.
And I will $!@&# them here and there.
Say! I will $!@&# them anywhere!