An old 70 something Jewish guy walks into he Catholic confessional....
“Faddah, I have a Confession to make.
I met a girl, a beutiful thin of 13 years but our hearts sand to each other and we did it like rabbits though the day and the night, it was beautiful but I feel I must confess”
Pardon me but I detect from your manner of speaking that you are not Catholic and are possibly Jewish...
“That’s right Faddah”
So why are ou telling me this?
“I’m 76! I’m telling everyone!”
that was supposed to be 16 LOL