oh WONDERFUL! its not enough that so many of our real cartoon characters (like in Wash DC and sports and movies and media) are sexually all screwed ... er, ... mixed up
now our imaginary cartoon characters have to “go queer” too?
Hey, when will Donald Duck come out of the closet?
Nah, Donald has Daisy Duck, so he’s straight.
It’s Goofy and Pluto that have something unseemly going on I suspect...
You must be thinking the fourth duck...
(Huey, Louie, Dewey, and Screwy.)