“The Harry Potter books are positively writhing with witchcraft, spells, obscene little jokes blaspheming Christ and Christianity, and for good measure, lots and lots of homosexual innuendo.”
Read them all, have you?
No, not all. Didn't have the stomach for that. Did you real them all? And if so, are they terribly dissimilar to each other? Do tell us all about that. And more to the point: You don't seem to be arguing about the witchcraft, obscene blasphemy, and homosexuality.
(Is that the part you liked?)