It’s magic
OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a giant nuclear furnace that controls the climates of all its planets.
3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?
Is fraternal consensus of all Progressive scientists, Natasha! Forward! Smash the capitalists, and on to the People's victory!
.... etc., etc., Commie bullsh*t, Commie bullsh*t. More Prog b.s. from the fraternal Prog b.s. artists, "Is consensus of ALL Progressive scientists, Natasha!"
"Progressive scientists demand!" Etc. etc.
This is so .... 1968. They ought to trot out Danny the Red and Angela Davis to front this crap. At least it'd be mildly entertaining, like nostalgia TV.