Well that just sucks. What am I going to do with all these Carbon Credits I’ve been seeding my retirement account with?
Dammit. And that stupid asteroid missed us, you just can’t count on Nature for anything.
Burn the paper that the carbon credits are printed on to stay warm. At least wait until after you burn through all the debt notes from the Federal Reserve. Watch the temperature drop the next two years. It will be historic and something the likes this planet had not seen in a long number of ape years.