Make something up
Falling into a pit of snakes is nothing like lifting a fork to the cuisine of ribald classics in Italy, nor should it be, particularly on this most auspicious occasion when all that is left of dignity and accord is this small piece of trivia, otherwise worthless, but now elevated to its highest approbation in Wednesday’s most notable Word For The Day.
It used to be said that "Newspapers mold minds"; but as Horshack of "Welcome Back Kotter" once said, "Eww! Who wants a moldy mind?"
Still, it is clear in this election season that the modern-day media has gone directly for the viral influence.
How sad for them that The Donald seems to be an anti-viral agent. It boggles the whole narrative of having the media pick the Republican candidate who will be the easiest to beat.
“Sally, when you use the word ‘autoschediasm’ in your English Comp essay, you sound like a high-school girl trying to impress your hunky teacher that you’re more mature than you seem.”
autoschediasm.
The art and science of scheduling (ahead of time!) the moment of impact between car and garage shed wall.
Autoschediasm makes the world go round
Forget about well reasoned or sound
Folks are hopping mad
and will vote very bad
And I can only wonder and expound.
It was still drizzling too much to work on the customer’s patio job, so we left-I got home and was watching some news while making a salad for lunch-the bite of Bret Baier’s grilling of Hillary that I saw was hilarious-I almost expected her to start melting...
Hillary shows all her disdain
If called on her E-mail mess
She ignores the law and lies
Even though she shows stress
She has a new autoschediasm
But each one places the blame
On some agency or department-
She’s happy to give their name
She explains-her nose in the air
You peasants must listen-see?
The FBI CIA and VRWC did it
I say once more it wasn’t me...