I am taking applications now for a person who will stalk my wife and take videos naked or otherwise at an expensive hotel chain... with the intent of suing them. It might involve a small amount of prison time, but if we can keep it on the down low... we will be glad to split part of the booty with you. She probably won’t be able to get as much as a young ESPN host, but after the lawyers take their cut of the millions, we should still have a few thousand to split.
“If a man was stalked in this manner, he’d get $75m.” This ad brought to you by the Hillary Clinton for President Campaign. /sarc.
oh my.. LOL
Is it OK if I post them on the web?