Savage: I want to rape you.
Human: NO!
Savage: allaku Akbar
Human: NO means NO!
Savage: allaku Akbar
Teacher: Yes, that is what I'm saying.
Muslim: But you are showing your ankles, you are asking for it!
Teacher: You don't understand the concept of blaming the victim.
Muslim (after raping teacher): I forgot what you were saying, please continue.