Well, we don’t specifically know if he supports fisting of children.. but there’s some aspect of GLSEN he DOES support. So the question is ... What would that be???
No, you're right, we just can't be sure if he supports the fisting of children.
Maybe he does, maybe he doesn't. Who can know? After all, he hates women, blacks, kills babies, and loves to fist David Duke.
I would guess that rather than supporting the fisting of children, he supports the teaching of how to do the fisting of children.
What do you think Scott? Think we can settle on that?
Scott's Conclusion: Donald Trump supports the teaching of the fisting of children, and perhaps even the fisting of children, and he fists David Duke because he hates blacks and women and donates to killing fetuses, whom he fists.
I think that covers what you're hoping people will consider for review as they enter the polling places. Let's get that in a FexEx over to Marco, Ted and Romney so that they've got it bright and early tomorrow morning.