To be fair, it took the police 3 hours to *catch* a white pony dressed as a unicorn. They had eyes on it pretty much the whole time, including from a helicopter. Even small ponies can easily outrun the average donut-fortified LEO, though.
A pony should be easier to catch than a unicorn, since they don’t have magic powers. Unless they had little girls aiding and abetting.
yes, those donuts are very fortifying. (even if my MD/Quack doesn’t agree, ha!)
The animal control guy too. Even a world class triathlete would have trouble trying to corral that little guy.