still chuckling about the seagull.
I confess I do get a laugh when I see men my sized or larger (over 6 feet over 200 lbs) walking those miniature (toy) dogs.
My husband would never put up with a tiny dog!
Our Cairn mix refuses to go for walks. (She was born into a hoarder situation of 125 dogs in a NYC apt. - so she’s weird to begin with.) We have no leashes for her - we just let her out into our yard to run about.