You are an idiot.
It was a joke.
Perhaps you should be first in line? Is your sense of humor completely eroded?
Go eat your mashed vegetable dinner. It’s almost 3 PM. Time for Supper.
You would make a good politician. Get caught in a lie, and claim it was a joke. If you are going to claim to be an expert, and lack experience, try some book learning.
Integrity - can’t be bought, and easy to lose.