He was 79. Father Time probably caught up with him, as he does with all of us eventually.
Oh, no,
Surely it was a conspiracy and he was shot with a magic dart made
of ice that melted away and was thus undetectable and Obama did it.
Valerie Jarret made the frozen dart and commanded Obama to shoot
it at Scalia, and Ninja Frogmen provided the intel for the operation.
Karl Rove and Soros probably kicked in moneys for it and the
Bildeburgers likely sanctioned the whole deal. Derp.