So, where do we sign up for our free pads and pens? ;-P
Great legs. What time do they open?
Are you sure you’re names not homework? Cause I feel like I should be doing you, but I’m not.
A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
Officer:" May I see your driver's license?"
Biker:" I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI."
Officer:" May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?"
Biker:" It's not my bike. I stole it."
Officer:" The motorcycle is stolen?"
Biker:" That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there."
Officer: "There's a gun in the tool bag?"
Biker: "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags."
Officer:" There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?"
Biker:" Yes, sir."
Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:
Captain:" Sir, can I see your license?"
Biker:" Sure. Here it is. It was valid."
Captain:" Who's motorcycle is this?"
Biker:" It's mine, officer. Here's the registration."
Captain:" Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?"
Biker:" Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it."
Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.
Captain:" Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them."
Biker:" No problem."
The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
Captain:" I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags."
Biker:" Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too!
