To Quote Sherman T Potter “Horse Puckie” (sic).
Don’t recall that exact quote from Colonel Potter. I do remember these:
Horse Hockey
Buffalo Bagels
Mule Fritters
Monkey Muffins
Cow Cookies
Bus Load of Bushwah
Sufferin Sheepdip
Beaver Biscuits
Pigeon Pellets
Pony Pucks
All are appropriate!!!