His next “sexual emergencyâ€would be me castrating him with a dull knife.
To messy and to up close and personal. Consider 12 gauge with 7-1/2 bird shot, quick, effective and permanent. It does make a statement of disapproval, and if you are a bad shot it will take out his femoral artery. Que Sera Sera.
As Bob Dylan said, “There is a hard rain gonna fall.”
I always say,”If there’s lead in the air,there’s hope.”