To: Rusty0604
Whoa, a "sexual emergency" - the poor fellow. I think I know how to save him from ever having another one.

It involves one of these.
To: Billthedrill
15 posted on
02/05/2016 1:44:30 PM PST by
Rusty0604
(1q)
To: Billthedrill
I prefer a different option.
Ballpeen hammer, anvil, balls!

24 posted on
02/05/2016 1:53:41 PM PST by
WVKayaker
(Sarah Palin endorses Donald Trump: 'No more pussyfooting around')
To: Billthedrill
I’d rather apply a machete to the filthy bastard’s neck.
25 posted on
02/05/2016 1:54:33 PM PST by
NorthMountain
("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
To: Billthedrill
You forgot the blowtorch.
34 posted on
02/05/2016 2:03:54 PM PST by
dfwgator
To: Billthedrill

Local ranch wife used one of these on her unfaithful drunkard husband.
46 posted on
02/05/2016 7:14:58 PM PST by
kitchen
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