"Look at the silver ring with the pretty red stone I brought you from our raid past the Pillars of Hercules!"
"Yeah, I noticed some raghead scratched something on it..."
"No problem. If it bothers you, it should polish right out..."
"Now, how's about a big smooch for ol' Olaf...?"
OP Courtesy Ping to #81...
“The ring! Oh, no! I’ve got it, honey. Here it is. Here you go. She meant nothing to me. Nothing at all!”