[clearcarbon]

"Two things that you can’t kill. A virus and poison ivy."

I recall some early global warming fear articles addressing enhanced poison ivy growth due to increasing carbon dioxide levels and how dangerous it could become. It was as if no other plant species might be affected the same way. I suppose bigger carrots are less threatening.

[txnativegop]

Who could possibly complain about bigger carrots?

the climate zealots forget that man can hurt himself, Homo Sapiens can cause a number of species to die out, but life itself will chug along without even noticing.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Re two things you can’t kill, a virus and poison ivy.

Hey, you forgot the big one, TAXES!!

Another thing you can’t kill, the “LIBERAL/LEFTIST MINDSET”.

Now that we have our targets, let’s put them in priority order

1. Liberals/Leftists, the real existential threat to American’s freedom and preservation

2. Taxes - can be reversed by a Republican win in 2016

3. Viruses - bleach and/or high volume whiskey

4. Poison ivy - Machetes and the old weedkillers (aka my wife’s cooking) /sarc

[UCANSEE2]

I suppose bigger carrots are less threatening.

Not really.