I look at this slate of candidates, and I don’t see a one of them who could lead sailors to a whore house.
I don't trust Trump because he's not a small-government conservative at heart. I'm afraid that he'll destroy the elites but end up doing many of the same things, and even worse in some instances because he's a big government guy at heart. Doesn't do.much good to stop illegals from becoming citizens/voters us you support a lot of the same crap. And, he just acts like an idiot sometimes.
I love Cruz on the issues, but he is disliked by a lot of folks whose support he'd need to get stuff through Congress. And he's a lizard-looking guy who a lot of women just don't like.
Rubio has the best chance for a transformative realignment by stealing millenials and some women. But he still comes across as a kid sometimes, and I don't like his ties to elites with things like sugar subsidies. Also don't like how aggressive he is about deposing Assad. I think he really has changed his mind on immigration, but he damaged himself badly with the Gang of Eight.
The rest are....bleh. So yeah, sailors and whorehouses do come to mind.
I have little doubt at least one of them would know where there is a whorehouse. They’d have to be faster to lead, though...