Spam warning label-not for muslims

www.freerepublic.com ^ | 1/23/16 | Califreak

[Califreak]

Lol!

[Smittie]

Drop “them” in a blender and feed it to the pigs.

We wouldn't want to make some poor pigs sick, now. They might even contaminate the meat.

[Gene Eric]

The West. Not for Islam.

Islam is a war plan.

[Flick Lives]

Now you’ve done it. Now I’m thinking of some nice pan-fried spam and eggs.

[jmacusa]

I'll have eggs bacon sausage and Spam , bacon, eggs sausage Spam, Spam, Spam, eggs ,bacon sausage and Spam please.

[kaehurowing]

But it’s still kosher, right?

[Califreak]

My daughter and I had really bad flu a couple of years ago.

When we had the strength to drag ourselves into the kitchen, we made Spam, egg and cheese sammies. That and orange juice was all we wanted.

Now I want one! But I need to finish off some Tuscan soup instead. :(

[Flick Lives]

...we made Spam, egg and cheese sammies. That and orange juice was all we wanted.

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Breakfast of champions! (I’m getting’ hungry. Time to make supper!)

[SkyDancer]

Next up: This can of tuna does not contain pork.

[luvbach1]

Had a Jewish kid in my scout troupe who spent every camping trip gorging on bacon.

A sizable percentage of American Jews eat pork products, especially bacon and ham. And I doubt that the rest freak out if they see someone eating it.

[clearcarbon]

WARNING

Infidel Food

[PJBankard]

Picture?

[Califreak]

Looks just like what was posted already

[Califreak]

That’s how Spam makes me feel sometimes.

:)

[outofsalt]

I get a lot of spam.

[PJBankard]

I didn’t see the pics until I posted.

[Oatka]

Spam Haiku

Blue can of steel
what promise do you hold?
salt flesh so ripe

Can of metal, slick
soft center, so cool, moistening
I yearn for your salt

my friend pork shoulder
I return to you. this time
i’ve brought mayonnaise

above all others
porcine treat without equal
there is but one Spam

and who dares mock Spam?
you? you? you are not worthy
of one rich pink fleck

The color of Spam
is natural as the sky:
A block of sunrise

Little slab of meat
In a wash of clear jelly
Now I heat the pan

Oh tin of pink meat
I ponder what you may be:
Snout or ear or feet?

In the cool morning
I fry up a slab of Spam
A dog barks next door

Pink tender morsel
Glistening with salty gel
What the hell is it?

Ears, snouts, and innards,
A homogenous mass
Pass another slice

Old man seeks doctor
“I eat Spam daily”, he says.
Angioplasty

Highly unnatural
The tortured shape of this “food”
A small pink coffin

Slicing your sweet self
Salivating in suspense
Sizzle, sizzle..Spam

[Auntie Mame]

LOL.

[Starstruck]

"Pork. Not for muslims."

No doubt some muzzie will sue Hormel for refusing to serve them.

[Graybeard58]

Can you imagine how many Muslims cannot read English!

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I’ve seen a study that states that most muzzie immigrants and Mexican illegals cannot read or write in their own language.