***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Rummyfan]

Late today....

TOP THIRTY!!!!

Have a good weekend All! To those on the East Coast good luck with the blizzard!

[IYAS9YAS]

Picking a winner:

I see the Smails kid grew up and went into politics...

[who knows what evil?]

When I lived in Vermont back in the late 90’s; college kids were all wee-wee’d up because Sanders had said no individual needed to make more than $50,000 per year.

[ErnBatavia]

I Succeed in Everything I Do. Except Casinos, Marriage, and TV!

In the early 90's, Trump "partnered up" with the nearby 29 Palms band of Mission Indians to run their "Spotlight 29" casino - he quickly rebranded it as "Trump 29", with grand plans for expansion and a huge resort hotel.

In just over a year, the Injuns booted his ass, and went back to "Spotlight 29"......I'd love to know the details, but they still seem to be evasive.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

[outofsalt]

Ping for after work

[Lucky9teen]

[Lucky9teen]

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[Quality_Not_Quantity]

Well damn, I have been doing it wrong all of these years.

Mom! Dacula is cursing again!

[RandallFlagg]

My contribution to this Friday's silliness...

How To Fight A Bear

These guys are hilarious!

[upchuck]

Top 59 at least.

h/t Dorothy

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[Lucky9teen]

I'd like to extend an invite to join in on the



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[TADSLOS]

FACT! LOL!

[relentlessly]

[zeugma]

Top 1000!

[Oatka]

Rural Wisdom

1) Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you can climb, but how well you bounce.
2) Keep skunks and lawyers at a distance.
3) The trouble with a milk cow is that she won’t stay milked.
4) Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
5) Don’t skinny dip where there are snapping turtles.
6) Words that soak into your head are whispered, not yelled.
7) Meanness doesn’t happen overnight.
8) Moms and hoot owls sleep with one eye open.
9) Don’t sell you mule to buy a plow.
10) Two can live as cheap as one - if one don’t eat.
11) Don’t corner something meaner than you.
12) It doesn’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
13) Every path has some puddles.

(5) and 11) are my favorites.)

Then we have God’s email:

God was looking down at Earth and saw all the rascally behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check things out.

When that angel returned, he told God, “Yes, it’s bad down there; 95% are misbehaving, the other 5% are not.”

God thought for a moment and said, “Maybe I’d better get a second opinion.”

When that angel reported, “Yes, it’s true - 95% are sinful and only 5% are being good.. The Earth is going to Hell in a handbasket.”

God was not pleased. He decided to email the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them to stay the course and give them a little something to help them along.

Do you know what the email said?

Just wondering, I didn’t get one either.

[Lucky9teen]

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