All of the above. Real men would never participate in such idiocy. If we want physical contact why do we need to go to a party?
Real men only hug each other when they are really drunk!
...and that’s just because we are a bit wobbly and need a human crutch!
Like I told my wife once during a family crisis, I’m a guy, I don’t have feelings.
I do, but in such times, you need to put them aside and save them for later.
Going to some room and cuddling complete strangers after receiving cuddle instructions is just insane and a huge commentary on the state of our nation.
Guys, here’s an idea. Become men again. Find a job, move out of mommy’s house, get your own car, burn the stupid skinny pants, get some callouses on your hands, find a girl, ask her out, marry her. Cuddle all you want.
The millennial practice of bro hugging makes me ill. Gay as far as I am concerned. Like “men” going to wedding showers. WTF?