To: central_va
You are out there.......freezing to death, nothing but ice in all directions. Oh, and starving to death as well.
Look there! Spotting a mammoth.
And all you have are 20 of you with sharp sticks.
What to do, what to do...
17 posted on
01/14/2016 10:01:04 PM PST by
going hot
(Happiness is a Momma Deuce)
To: going hot
Yer gonna get yourself some mammoth ribs, that’s what yer gonna do!
40 posted on
01/15/2016 5:26:02 AM PST by
rlmorel
("Irrational violence against muslims" is a myth, but "Irrational violence against non-muslims" isn't)
To: going hot
After looking at the map, and gazing wistfully to the warm south, I grind my teeth, and tell my men, “you have three choices: stand here and freeze while starving; head south and try again to kill an enraged rhino, which is why we’re here in the first place; or take out that mammoth thing over yonder.”
64 posted on
01/15/2016 2:00:32 PM PST by
ApplegateRanch
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