I feel for her. I really do.
I always found Rene and Celine’s relationship even more creepy than that of John and Bo Derek... Almost as creepy as the one Dorothy Stratten and Paul Snider had. Especially considering that Rene had been grooming Celine from the age of twelve.
I can’t help but think of the song that the comedy act “Arrogant Worms” did about her:
I think I’ve got a crush on Celine Dion
The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song
There’s something about her makes me want to feed her
And I’d love to be Mister Celine Dion
She’ll sing a song in English, and she’ll sing en francais
Both the songs will suck, but I love her anyway
She’s full of emotion, I’m full of devotion
For Celine and I’ll be hers someday
Oh Celine Dion, you soft-rock my world
Won’t you please be mine Celine
I would do anything, if you’d be my girl
Oh, be my girl Celine
I sent you cards and letters, but you don’t respond
You play hard to get, but my heart goes on and on (and on and on, etc...)
I just wanna say, je aimerez
And I can see your house from my van
(Hi, Sweetie!)
Oh Celine Dion, you soft-rock my world
Won’t you please be mine Celine
I would do anything, if you’d be my girl
Oh, be my girl Celine
Celine Celine
Her skin’s so soft and clean
Just like porcelain
I wish she’d slather me
With a tub of Vaseline
(That was a little creepy) I’m sorry, Celine
Celine Celine
Celine Dion
(sometimes in concert, they’d also add an extra line: Celine Dion is married... To a much older man. I guess it won’t be long, ’til he kicks the can!)
I saw her in Vegas a few years back. Full house. Also, I listened to her You Tube video welcoming home Canadian Soldiers from Iraq. She sang half in English. Half in French. Marvelous.....