ISIS definitely is big trouble
But lest I bust anyone’s bubble
Its power so bad
From the devil is had
Let’ all pray to God on the double
A classic DFU
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DFU limericks are back? :)
Method 1 of 2: Forming Your Limerick
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Know the basic characteristics of a limerick. While there are slight variations in this style of poetry, they all fall within the same rhythmic umbrella. A true limerick has five lines; the first, second, and fifth rhyme with each other, and the third and fourth rhyme with each other. In addition to rhyme, consider: •Number of syllables. The first, second and fifth lines should have eight or nine syllables, while the third and fourth lines should have five or six.
•Meter. A limerick has a certain “rhythm” created by how the syllables are stressed. •Anapaestic meter - two short syllables are followed by a long (stressed) one (duh-duh-DUM, duh-duh-DUM). Here’s an example (note that the emphasis naturally falls on the italicized syllables): Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
•Amphibrachic meter - a long (stressed) syllable is sandwiched between two short ones (duh-DUM-duh, duh-DUM-duh). Example: There was a young lady of Wantage
•Lines can begin on two, one, or occasionally no unstressed beats. Some prefer to continue the rhythm across from one line to the next, especially when a sentence carries across lines, but this is not essential.
Thank God it’s Obama’s last year.
We can’t stand his tone or his sneer.
The US will choose
A Trump or a Cruz
And send Bammy out on his rear!
Your Doctor you keep if you like,
See your premiums take a big hike
you go in with a grin
for an operation
you wake up and it’s the Third Reich.
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Those who follow the old prophet Mo
Bring chaos where ever they go
“Allah Akbar” they cry,
as they race in to die
About time that we make Mecca glow.