Or “If he cheated on his wife to be with you, he’ll eventually cheat on you with someone else.”
You make a good point, dfwgator. In many ways the relationship between a sports franchise and a city parallels that of the course of a failed marriage. From the first tentative steps, the giving of gifts to look more inviting, the initial exuberance of the union that gives way to the reality of the everyday relationship, and finally the separation when one of the partners (usually the one that was initially pursued) decides that the magic of their bond is no more and that another would make a more suitable partner.
Maybe St. Louis would have more luck seeking redress in divorce court...