[Slyfox]

BUT, my dishwasher will not turn me in. My computer might - BUT NOT MY DISHWASHER!!

[Scrambler Bob]

my dishwasher will not turn me in.
=c=c=

What if they are granted amnesty????

[Bob434]

[[ BUT NOT MY DISHWASHER!!]]

Don’t be on it, they’re all the same- they entice you with sleek sexy looks, a charming personality, and a willingness to do your dishes for you at the end of dinner- but then shortly after the marriage they let themselves go, begin refusing to do anything, begin grumbling, and next thing you know they turn you in for ‘neglect’ when they see you courting the kitchen sink because it’s more efficient and faster to wash manually-

Don’t be surprised if this happens to you out of the blue