He should do some of that funky hair grafting, like Trump.
No woman worth her salt would be caught dead wearing those crappy "hair-dos!"
It would be like telling our stylist to "give us a 50s style 'Poodle Cut'" or "nice 60s Beehive!"
I'm assuming Rand goes to his dad's barber for that mess on top and Trump does his own Clairol color in his luxurious bathroom as well as his own back combing!
No hair stylist in America would admit to those abominations!