[M Kehoe]

Grits. It’s the grits, butter and salt that killed all the Southerners. Everyone knows that.

5.56mm

[GrouchoTex]

Of course, you must save the bacon grease to cook everything in. You could always use lard in a pinch.

[KGeorge]

Stress is what kills people, imho. Grits are just corn. And margarine will kill you a lot faster than butter. You’ll be thinner without butter or margarine (or mayo), but it won’t usually kill you. The chemical plants on the Gulf coast aren’t helping.

[kiryandil]

You're talking all wrong about The Grits.

It's the wrong tone.