[W.]

Once shot a fresh ‘flop with a 12 gauge, point-blank. Really made the S fly! Glad the breeze didn’t blow it back on me.

[xrmusn]

Once shot a fresh ‘flop with a 12 gauge, point-blank.
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Ever play ‘cow pasture baseball’?

Use cow pies for the bases and one learns to touch the corners of the bases - naturally not being shod - also when sliding (we were kids) head first slides were not really recommended.

From a BARD

Birdy Birdy in the sky
You who drop whitewash in my eye

Am I sad?
No, Not I

Only glad that cows can’t fly.