“Tighter, George! Clutch those pearls TIGHTER!”
Would love to see that photoshoped; namely, a poster of George with granny glasses that have a pair of attached eyeglass leashes hanging down his cheeks and him clutching a set of pearls hanging around his neck with one hand and the other hand resting on some knitting in progress on his lap. Naturally with your line above as the caption!
Wish I had mad Photoshop skills..