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To: DogByte6RER

A buddy of mine back in high school used to buy cheap womens purses at Goodwill or Salvation Army. He would fill them with dog poop or road kill and leave the purses on a sidewalk and watch the hilarity from a safe distance. A car would slow down, the driver or passenger would look around and if no one was watching, would get out and grab the purse. The car would slowly roll halfway down the street and suddenly the purse would go flying out the window!


7 posted on 12/23/2015 12:13:08 PM PST by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: TexasRepublic

There’s an old story about a guy who found a baby bobcat and raised it. When it got older, it was wild and vicious, so he and his buddies stuffed it into a suitcase and left it on a corner near a bus stop. A carload of dark-skinned gentlemen cruised by a couple of times, and then skimmed up the suitcase without even stopping. About half a block later, the car doors flew open and these same gentlemen set Olympic records exiting the area. I doubt this is true, but it’s a good story.


28 posted on 12/23/2015 2:05:17 PM PST by ozzymandus
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To: TexasRepublic

I like that!!


31 posted on 12/23/2015 2:16:23 PM PST by Osage Orange (Many people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.)
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To: TexasRepublic

I used to do pretty much the same with the “Clinton Bucks” currency that Rush would include with his newsletter...crumple or fold’em up, sit back and watch.


36 posted on 12/23/2015 2:34:42 PM PST by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
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To: TexasRepublic

Hilarious!


41 posted on 12/23/2015 3:19:55 PM PST by Nea Wood
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