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A great pickup line? Just exactly what was that line? Inquiring minds want to know.


41 posted on 12/18/2015 12:16:45 PM PST by HerrBlucher (Abortion is murder)
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To: HerrBlucher

See #24.


42 posted on 12/18/2015 12:18:22 PM PST by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt)
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To: HerrBlucher
A great pickup line? Just exactly what was that line? Inquiring minds want to know.

It goes something like this:

Me: "Ever see a dude with just one nut?"

Her: "NO! How does that happen?!"

Me: "Horrible chainsaw accident"

Her: *Grimaces*

Me: "The good news is, with just one being in there, it had room to grow YUGE!"

Her: "NO WAY!!"

Me: "Way!!!"

Her: "Can I see it?"

Me: "Wanna go back to your place?"

Believe it or not, I've had this very conversation, and several slight variations of it. Lol. To be honest, I used to be very embarrassed by it. It took getting to adulthood and realizing it was what it was, so I may as well have fun with it. As you can tell, I'm no longer embarrassed by it. HA!

44 posted on 12/18/2015 12:25:34 PM PST by dware (Free Survival & Prepper Ebooks: http://www.survivetherockies.com)
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