Please...I got to hear it...
Lol. It's really simple. "Ever see a dude with only one nut?" The good part is they usually say no, and then they ask to see it. LMAO!!! Crazy? Yes. But it works. I know.
That was pretty hilarious, too. The doc comes in and explains the vasectomy procedure itself, goes over risks, etc. When he's finished, he asks if I have any questions, so I explain the whole situation, how it happened, and all that, and then, with nothing but stone cold seriousness, I look at him and said, "so, my question is, do I get half off the procedure?"