Based on what Lucas did with the script for the last SW flick, and made George Bush into a Sith Lord (”If you’re not with me, you’re against me - only a Sith deals in absolutes!”), let’s examine the possibilities:
* Is Rush Limbaugh a Hutt?
* Is Sarah Palin his dancing slave girl?
* Are all the GOP candidates Gungans?
* Is Hillary younger than Han Solo???
Sarah could wear that outfit -- and look great.
The last SW movie would have been OK (or at least a lot better than the first two prequels) but for the horrible dialogue, and your examples are some of the best (or worst, depending on your view). The statement "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" is itself an absolute which essentially makes Obi-Wan a Sith.