Saudi millionaire cleared of raping teenager

The Daily Mail ^ | 12/15/15 | Stephanie Linning, Lucy Crossley

[Stosh]

I just hate it when somebody grabs my line while I’m busy typing it up - know exactly where you’re coming from.

On the other hand, I was going to play off “It depends on what the meaning of is is”, but that one was going to take too much thinking to set up effectively.

Just another indication that when you live in a sea of prominent libtards, the lines practically write themselves.

[dem bums]

Oh I was running with scissors and happened to chop his d1ck off, which coincidentally just at that moment was poking through his underwear.

I was just casually walking by his house with a gas can and a lighter. Oops, I must have spilled some. So sad.

[Travis T. OJustice]

He tripped and fell and accidentally penetrated her?? How likely is this??? Certain parts have to line up just so, the male needs to be excited enough to perform, and the female has to be in a position where she could accommodate a male. And both have to be in a state of undress enough so that certain areas are exposed to each other. This seems too far fetched.

Well now that you have broken it all down so scientifically, I guess it really IS far fetched, and I had believed it was an accident up until now. LOL.

[kalee]

London!!!!!!! This happened in London? I am disgusted!

[Boogieman]

“How likely is this???”

Let’s just say it’s more likely that Lindsey Graham will be the next President of the United States than that this story is true.

[IronJack]

Can you believe the temerity it takes to mount (!) such a limp (!) defense, and the utter stupidity required to actually believe it???

[5thGenTexan]

Maybe NOW should focus on this “rape culture” and leave inibriated co-eds who forget to get formal consent forms written out beforehand alone...

[5thGenTexan]

I think you were present during the private testimony!

[PLMerite]

“...as she slept off a night of drinking on the sofa in his plush flat ...”

He’s a scumbag but I somehow don’t have a lot of sympathy for the ‘victim’ either.

[RginTN]

Will the feminists protest? Will he be banned from the UK? Nah, he has muslim privilege and will be protected.

[mkjessup]

The guy must have a continuous woody and will penetrate anything he falls on

Yeah, where was that worthless piece of Muslim shit when they were drilling the Chunnel from Britain to France?

[dsrtsage]

“Have they stoned her to death yet?”

What is the difference between an Occupy Chick and a Muslim Chick?

A: The Occupy Chick Gets Stoned BEFORE she gets Raped

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

Let me guess, he’s part of that untouchable Bedouin tribe...the Rape’em al-Kennedies.

[TheTimeOfMan]

The first seal is disease, war, famine and death.

It’s getting to the point that I am looking forward to it.

[Da Coyote]

Saudi millionaires...

U.S. Democrat presidents.....

The beat goes on....

And the Just-Us Dept is rightfully considered a joke.

[SteveO87]

Or as Steve Martin would say, “I forgot rape was a crime.”

[BeauBo]

Oh come on...

What man hasn’t tripped and accidentally penetrated a sleeping woman at least once?

[Chickensoup]

It is amazing what a few million will do.

[elteemike]

Behind every screaming goat there’s a Muslim with his pants down...