It’s not too hard to imagine these loons making the claim that global warming is literally causing the sky to fall.
Yuk it up, Jack, but the sky IS falling! Everyone knows that Global Warming makes it colder, until the sky shatters and falls. Every time I step out the door, cold, white chunks of it smack me in the head and shoulders.
I suppose you’ll just try to claim it’s angels brushing dandruff out of their hair.