Ha! I don’t own a Chihuahua, and never have. But when the time comes to steal mine, you’ll have to deal with my attack pug. Here in S.E. Michigan.
We use pugs when Chihuahuas can't be found.. But due to their size, little life preservers need to be applied for surface trolling.............
I had a pug once and the only thing anyone need to fear was his awesome friendliness. He would have welcomed the burglars in and showed him where all the good stuff was.