Q. What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
A. Hose A and Hose B
My brother’s wife finaly delivered and you’ll never guess what. Twins! A beautiful baby boy and a beautiful baby girl. He asked me to name them.
I named the girl Denise.
I named the boy Denephew.
Q. What does Santa like to do in the garden?
A. Hoe, hoe, hoe!