I was going to set up a Petition for the White House to suggest they remove the fence around the White House because:
1) Fences don’t work anyway.
2) It’s the people’s house.
3) The lawn would be a great place to set up a refugee villiage.
Unfortunately, the username Malik Farook is already taken.
You don’t think I’d give them my real name, do you?
I wonder what Malik suggested.
Today I saw this street Halal vendor on a run saying his prayers, so I sat on the ground next to him and started saying the Rosary.
I got SUCH a look.
I’ve found a new activity for my free time.