He might be hiding in the shower curtain that Tax-chick lost during one move, lo, these long years ago, when her household had less members.
I’d try to tempt him with some raw hamburger, rather than my hand...
Did you know that, if you type ArGee wrong, it’s “agree”?
The zombies got the shower curtains. Darksheare found the remains and disposed of them out the airlock.
Have you looked on the Christmas tree?