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To: moose07

Reminds me of an old story.

Mr. Jones had an old tree in his backyard and wanted to know how old it was. So he hired 3 tree experts to render an opinion

The first one told him, “I’d estimate that tree is over 300 years old.”

The second one reported, “MY estimate is that tree is over 500 years old.”

The third one said, “No, the tree is exactly 297 years old.”

Amazed at this answer, Mr. Jones asked, “How did you come up with such a precise number?”

“Easy. I cut down the tree and counted the rings.”


5,576 posted on 03/24/2016 6:45:23 AM PDT by ArGee ("Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet." – General James Mattis)
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To: ArGee
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Accurate data collection technique, but a little detrimental to the health of the Tree.
Now a nice dendro Core sampling....Just a slight scratch.

Works on Humans too...a Tree told me.
5,591 posted on 03/24/2016 10:33:40 AM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah. Put the Cheese down and step away.!)
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