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To: Monkey Face

Your mother used to beat juice?

Which remindes me of the day I was trying to get my very young son upstairs so I could get him ready for bead and I started toward the stairs saying, “I’m going to beat you.”

He ran toward the stairs yelling, “Don’t beat me, Daddy! Don’t beat me!”

The front door was wide open. Fortunately nobody was outside.


4,876 posted on 03/08/2016 11:51:02 AM PST by ArGee (Even Trump is offering same ol' same ol', just with different sauce.)
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To: ArGee; Tax-chick; All

My allergies are whomping the daylights out of me. I’m tied and sleepy and my eyes are itchy and watery, and I need another breathing treatment.

This is awful

On my eighth birthday, I told my dad that I was eight, and he said, “Who ate you?” I was SO not amused!

I suspect your son felt much the same way I did then...


4,877 posted on 03/08/2016 12:09:47 PM PST by Monkey Face (I'm not sure what my Spirit Animal is, but I'm pretty sure it has rabies. FB)
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