Look at him, a prisoner of the gutter
Condemned by every syllable he utters
By rights he should be taken out and hung
For the cold blooded murder of the English tongueRepublican platform.
With apologies to Alan Jay Lerner
Yeah, I'm not very "up" today.
Why can Republicans teach their candidates how to speak?
This lack of conservative principles, by now shoudl be antique.
If you spoke, as he does, sir, instead of the way you do.
Then you might be spouting inanities, too.
What’s your melody?