“...Yes Officer , there is a Tigger coming through my window.”
“There is a lot of it about at the moment,you say?”
“Take two aspirin an see how I feel in the morning....Thankyou Officer!”
Sorry, Mr. Moose, Sir. We’re a bit busy at the moment dealing with refugees from Syria. We’ll get to your refugee from Viet Nam as soon as we have things under control.
Say, about 2025.
Good day, Mr. Moose, Sir.
LOL!
The same attitude was expressed by our local PD Chief. Loudly denying and scoffing about coyotes in our town until the day three appeared in his yard.