[Covenantor]

Stranges goings on in my neck of the woods. For some odd reason traffic cones have been appearing on neighbors rear lawns recently. This morning before dawn I counted four lying about.

Could this be a stealthy invasion by taffies you mentioned earlier?

I haven't as yet seen any employed as hats yet, but who knows what dark rituals are enacted on the common green in the dead of night?

We come in peace...is this a taffy trick?

[moose07]

If it was a Taffy invasion force they would be in organised stacks at the side of the road.
You can get an entire division in the back of a pick-up truck.
Lay-up at the edge of town, then move in at first light blocking off all the exit roads and gas station entrances.
By 07:00 the town is ready to be renamed as: Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch. This has a most calming effect on the inhabitats and really sends out a message. (The Taffs are Here...)
Bug out to the pick-up before the Sheriff arrives ,and move on to next lay-up.

[Gefn]

According to Dave Lister,

It’s not a good night’s party if you don’t come home with a traffic cone.